If it is on a map... ...I can get you there!

 

The ten common statements said while out there...

 

Sleep is not an option on this trip.

Yes this is on the agenda. Why?

What most people would call "being lost",

I call an "unschedule exploration".

Never ask why we need "Four Wheel Drive"...

…you will find out the hard way!

Expect to see places you never thought you would see!

Don't ask how we got here... you don't want to know.

Closing your eyes and praying... optional.

What "Keep Out" sign?

The back road is never the short cut.

Send a postcard home each day...

…so the search party has an idea what county to start looking in.